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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Court is more than one hour late. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." King Odo says that someone "rocks".
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. FREE SPACE The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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