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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Two Peers take a joint Associate.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. FREE SPACE Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Court is more than one hour late. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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