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Trimarian Court Bingo

The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody drops the Sword of State. FREE SPACE "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Court is more than one hour late. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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