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Trimarian Court Bingo

"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. FREE SPACE Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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