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Trimarian Court Bingo

Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Court is more than one hour late.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. FREE SPACE Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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