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Trimarian Court Bingo

Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Two Peers take a joint Associate. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. FREE SPACE Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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