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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody drops the Sword of State. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Two Peers take a joint Associate. FREE SPACE Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



Drusilla sez: The crabs come in on the Captain's dinghy!