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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Two Peers take a joint Associate. FREE SPACE The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
Court is more than one hour late. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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