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Trimarian Court Bingo

Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" FREE SPACE Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Two Peers take a joint Associate. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Court is more than one hour late.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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