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Trimarian Court Bingo

Two Peers take a joint Associate. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. FREE SPACE Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Court is more than one hour late. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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