The people have spoken!  Here are the results of our on-line voting:
        "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, the earlier and much more successful years"
            — Submitted by Melesse
      
        "You hear that sound your Highness? It's the shrieking eels....."
            — Submitted by Master Juan Santiago
        "Emergency exits are located on the port side of the ship. In the case of an emergency, sea-monsters may be used as emergency flotation devices."
            — Submitted by Erythrorhynchos of Atlantia
        "When an eel lunges out, and bites off your snout, That's a Moray!"
            — Submitted by Brendan Pilgrim
      
        "What's that Flipper? Timmy fell down a well?"
            — Submitted by Evan QuickTongue
      
The entire list of entries, as well as the voting results, may be seen in the previous issue.