"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, the earlier and much more successful years"
— Submitted by Melesse
"You hear that sound your Highness? It's the shrieking eels....."
— Submitted by Master Juan Santiago
"Emergency exits are located on the port side of the ship. In the case of an emergency, sea-monsters may be used as emergency flotation devices."
— Submitted by Erythrorhynchos of Atlantia
"When an eel lunges out, and bites off your snout, That's a Moray!"
— Submitted by Brendan Pilgrim
"What's that Flipper? Timmy fell down a well?"
— Submitted by Evan QuickTongue
The entire list of entries, as well as the voting results, may be seen in the previous issue.