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Trimarian Court Bingo

The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. FREE SPACE King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Court is more than one hour late. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

The Quarter - You either get it or you don't!