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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Court is more than one hour late. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody drops the Sword of State.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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