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Trimarian Court Bingo

Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Court is more than one hour late.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). FREE SPACE The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody drops the Sword of State. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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