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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. FREE SPACE Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Court is more than one hour late. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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