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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. FREE SPACE Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Court is more than one hour late.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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