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Trimarian Court Bingo

Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Court is more than one hour late. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. King Odo says that someone "rocks".

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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