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Trimarian Court Bingo

Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" King Odo says that someone "rocks". "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. FREE SPACE Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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