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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." FREE SPACE The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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