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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. FREE SPACE "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody drops the Sword of State. Two Peers take a joint Associate.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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