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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. FREE SPACE Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Court is more than one hour late. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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