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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. FREE SPACE "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Court is more than one hour late. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Two Peers take a joint Associate.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

The Quarter - Laugh while you can, monkey boy!