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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. FREE SPACE Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Court is more than one hour late. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody drops the Sword of State.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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