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Trimarian Court Bingo

Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Court is more than one hour late. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. FREE SPACE Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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