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Trimarian Court Bingo

Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. FREE SPACE "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Two Peers take a joint Associate.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Court is more than one hour late. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody drops the Sword of State. King Odo says that someone "rocks".

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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