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Trimarian Court Bingo

Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Court is more than one hour late.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. King Odo says that someone "rocks". FREE SPACE Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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