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Trimarian Court Bingo

Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." FREE SPACE Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Court is more than one hour late. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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