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Trimarian Court Bingo

Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." King Odo says that someone "rocks". Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. FREE SPACE Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Court is more than one hour late.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Two Peers take a joint Associate. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

The Quarter - If someone isn't offended, it probably isn't funny!