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Trimarian Court Bingo

Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Somebody drops the Sword of State. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Two Peers take a joint Associate.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. FREE SPACE The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. King Odo says that someone "rocks".

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

The Quarter - More Rock, Less Talk