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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Court is more than one hour late. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. FREE SPACE The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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