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Trimarian Court Bingo

The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Two Peers take a joint Associate. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. FREE SPACE Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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