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Trimarian Court Bingo

Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. FREE SPACE The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody drops the Sword of State. Court is more than one hour late. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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