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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Two Peers take a joint Associate. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. FREE SPACE Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Court is more than one hour late. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

The Quarter - Zesty!