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Trimarian Court Bingo

Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Court is more than one hour late. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. FREE SPACE King Odo says that someone "rocks". Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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