|Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.||The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.||Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.|
|Somebody drops the Sword of State.||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."|
|Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.||FREE SPACE||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||Court is more than one hour late.|
|Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"||Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||King Odo says that someone "rocks".||Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.||The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.|
|The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."||Two Peers take a joint Associate.||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).