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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. King Odo says that someone "rocks". FREE SPACE Court is more than one hour late. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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