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Trimarian Court Bingo

Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Court is more than one hour late. FREE SPACE The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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