|Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.||Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.|
|Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.|
|The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||FREE SPACE||"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).||The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.|
|The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.||Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"||Two Peers take a joint Associate.|
|Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."||Court is more than one hour late.||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||Somebody drops the Sword of State.||King Odo says that someone "rocks".|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).