|Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.||Court is more than one hour late.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||Somebody drops the Sword of State.||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.|
|Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"||The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.||The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.|
|Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||FREE SPACE||The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.||Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.|
|The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.||The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.||Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.|
|The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||Two Peers take a joint Associate.||King Odo says that someone "rocks".||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).