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Trimarian Court Bingo

"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Two Peers take a joint Associate.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. FREE SPACE Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Court is more than one hour late.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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