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Trimarian Court Bingo

Two Peers take a joint Associate. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Court is more than one hour late. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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