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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Court is more than one hour late. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. FREE SPACE Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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