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Trimarian Court Bingo

Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. King Odo says that someone "rocks". FREE SPACE Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Court is more than one hour late.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Two Peers take a joint Associate.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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