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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Court is more than one hour late. King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. FREE SPACE Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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