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Trimarian Court Bingo

Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Two Peers take a joint Associate. FREE SPACE The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Court is more than one hour late.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



The Quarter - Zesty!