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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Court is more than one hour late. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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