|Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."||The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.||Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.|
|Court is more than one hour late.||The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||King Odo says that someone "rocks".||The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.|
|Somebody drops the Sword of State.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||FREE SPACE||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.|
|Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.||Two Peers take a joint Associate.||The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.||Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."|
|Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).