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Trimarian Court Bingo

Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." FREE SPACE Two Peers take a joint Associate. Court is more than one hour late.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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