|The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.||The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.|
|The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.||The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.||Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."|
|The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.||FREE SPACE||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.|
|Two Peers take a joint Associate.||Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.||Somebody drops the Sword of State.||Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.|
|Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.||Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).