|Two Peers take a joint Associate.||Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.|
|Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.||King Odo says that someone "rocks".||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.|
|Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.||FREE SPACE||The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.||Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"|
|The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.||The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."||The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.|
|Court is more than one hour late.||The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.||Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.||Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).