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Trimarian Court Bingo

Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Court is more than one hour late. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." FREE SPACE The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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