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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Court is more than one hour late. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Two Peers take a joint Associate.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. FREE SPACE Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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