Interesting Facts
This test has been taken by 149047 people, 17878 of whom were orang-outans.
Of the non-apes who took this test, 86223 (65%) were male.
45% of the men and 45% of the women taking this test were either heralds, romantically involved with heralds, or had a herald looking over their shoulders.
17% of "men" prefer to drink those fruity drinks with umbrellas.
13% of women claim to prefer drinking Everclear.
On average, women prefer their meat rare; men prefer theirs rare.
When dealing with other people, men generally tend to be nastier than women.
Raw Data
| Toughness |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Utter Wimp |
15% |
21% |
| Pain-shy |
10% |
22% |
| Normal Fighter |
33% |
31% |
| Tuchux Nutcase |
20% |
14% |
| S&M Freak |
22% |
11% |
|
| Favorite Animal |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Platypus |
14% |
19% |
| Bunny |
4% |
17% |
| Cow |
4% |
6% |
| Horse |
13% |
21% |
| Wolf |
65% |
39% |
|
| Meat |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Tofu |
13% |
22% |
| Burnt |
14% |
23% |
| Medium |
25% |
30% |
| Rare |
21% |
14% |
| Bloody |
27% |
11% |
|
| Drink |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Wussy |
17% |
40% |
| Mead |
11% |
10% |
| Beer |
35% |
24% |
| Scotch |
21% |
13% |
| Rotgut |
17% |
13% |
|
| Dealing with Others |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Hippie treehugger |
19% |
31% |
| Friendly |
15% |
23% |
| Ambivalent |
24% |
21% |
| Manipulative |
22% |
16% |
| Sociopath |
19% |
8% |
|
| Courtesy |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Doormat |
17% |
26% |
| Backstabber |
8% |
17% |
| Quid pro quo |
34% |
36% |
| Buttkisser |
11% |
7% |
| Rude |
29% |
14% |
|
|
| Opinion of Heralds |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Intelligent |
45% |
45% |
| Boring |
12% |
11% |
| Uptight |
11% |
11% |
| Geeky |
8% |
9% |
| Anal-retentive |
24% |
25% |
|
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