Interesting Facts
This test has been taken by 274374 people, 36339 of whom were orang-outans.
Of the non-apes who took this test, 159302 (66%) were male.
0% of the men and 0% of the women taking this test were either heralds, romantically involved with heralds, or had a herald looking over their shoulders.
55% of "men" prefer to drink those fruity drinks with umbrellas.
On average, women prefer their meat to be made from soy products; men prefer theirs medium.
When dealing with other people, men generally tend to be nastier than women.
Raw Data
| Toughness |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Utter Wimp |
54% |
0% |
| Pain-shy |
6% |
0% |
| Normal Fighter |
18% |
0% |
| Tuchux Nutcase |
11% |
0% |
| S&M Freak |
12% |
0% |
|
| Favorite Animal |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Platypus |
53% |
0% |
| Bunny |
2% |
0% |
| Cow |
2% |
0% |
| Horse |
7% |
0% |
| Wolf |
35% |
0% |
|
| Meat |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Tofu |
53% |
0% |
| Burnt |
7% |
0% |
| Medium |
14% |
0% |
| Rare |
11% |
0% |
| Bloody |
14% |
0% |
|
| Drink |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Wussy |
55% |
0% |
| Mead |
6% |
0% |
| Beer |
19% |
0% |
| Scotch |
11% |
0% |
| Rotgut |
9% |
0% |
|
| Dealing with Others |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Hippie treehugger |
56% |
0% |
| Friendly |
8% |
0% |
| Ambivalent |
13% |
0% |
| Manipulative |
0% |
0% |
| Sociopath |
0% |
0% |
|
| Courtesy |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Doormat |
0% |
0% |
| Backstabber |
0% |
0% |
| Quid pro quo |
0% |
0% |
| Buttkisser |
0% |
0% |
| Rude |
0% |
0% |
|
|
| Opinion of Heralds |
|---|
| |
Men |
Women |
| Intelligent |
0% |
0% |
| Boring |
0% |
0% |
| Uptight |
0% |
0% |
| Geeky |
0% |
0% |
| Anal-retentive |
0% |
0% |
|
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